Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Traveling is fodder for fun....

Happenings on my quick trip to Central California....

Overheard in bagel line, cracker mother to daughter:
"you're an oxymoron!"
"what's that?"
"someone that has random things happen to her"
Ruhruhruhrriight... get in me belly!

Shared the bagel line in SLC with Arron Neville, wanted so bad to tell him he was my favorite rapper of his generation... he had a plain bagel (WTF? they had a cerole one). What's up with the cross tattoo'd on his cheek?

I saw 3 people on the SLC to Fresno reading a bible... did they know something I didn't?

Only a few middle aged women look hot in those knee high furry boots, the hot to not hot ratio in SLC was about 1 in 25.

Someday's I would like to be a baggage handler...