People worship me, but don't like me.
Ok, normal day. Exiting off the freeway onto the frontage road on the way to pick up the super-kiddo. A single lane exit merging into a 2 lane frontage road to make 3 lanes. There is a 200m triangle section that is solid white lines and considered 'the median'. Basically, you're not supposed to drive over it.... it's the law! As I exit the freeway I look back and the 2 lanes are clear, so I prepare to merge to the center lane once it's legal. Since it was clear looking back, I start to merge over and realize there is a car there. I don't hit them, but they honk and gun the engine around me. It turns out it is the SUV that was behind me as we exited the freeway. This bitch has cut across to the middle lane to get the jump on the rest of us. As she passes she honks again and filps me off. She slows enough to be sure I see el fingero numero uno and guns it past me.Once shes past, the story takes a twist... yes, the entire back of the SUV is covered in Jesus stickers. Try Jesus, Got Jesus?, Hey Jesus!, and so on and so forth. I quickly whipped out the camera phone and got the image below, gainy but you get the point. I'm flatter that the bitch worships me, but a bit concerned that a "good" christian would want to drive home the "FUCK YOU" message to me.
posted by the jesus @ 9:33 PM
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