When did you get those?
So after dropping off my superstar kiddo this morning, I pull into the lot at Starbucks for a quick caffeine jolt. As I park, a little skinny woman, prolly in her late 40's, passes in front of my car. She is attractive and would have qualified as a 'trophy wife' back in 1988.... but that is all speculation and fluff for my story. The stand out feature on her were a set of boobs Anna Nicole Smith would be envious of... way to big for this little gal's frame, yet oddly impressive.I head into the shop and this woman is 2 people in front of me. She orders her frappacino and turns to get in the waiting for Jo line. At this point, the lady behind me (who is about the same age etc) squawks "Hi Sharon!!" The boob lady turns smiles and walks over; they have a fake hug, begin pleasantries and gossip while holding each others hand. Then it happend... the lady who said 'Hi' put her arm that is holding the boob lady's hand out straight exposing half of her humungous chest, looks down at the gigantic boobs and very loudly exclaims "When did you get those? They're awesome!"
I have to admit, I turned and stared... prolly with a very shocked look on my face b/c I knew, as well as the rest of the 20 people in the Starbucks, what she was referring to and now we all knew "they" were new additions. Now whether or not that is a compliment is up to the individual. In the boob lady's case it was like she got frosted with a squirt of liquid nitrogen.... frozen solid. Not a word was spoke, not blow was thrown, she just picked up her now ready Frappacino and walked out.
One less for the Christmas card list I guess....
posted by the jesus @ 9:20 PM
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